God it's been a long time since I have blogged, I have three followers, Hello :) Who cares, anyway, this won't interest any of you and this will be a link I send to people mainly on SvR 2011 on Xbox LIVE. So this is of no interest to you if you don't play it.
Ok, so if You're reading this, I, zII M V P IIz have probably just won a match, and/or pissed you off majorly, and so you have proceeded to send me hate mail. While it's completely understandable that you would be pissed, know that you just lost to the best in the world. Now, as far as any questions you have, I will answer them as best I can in my little FAQ.
Q: Why did you freeze me in the match?
A: This can be due to many reasons, depending on the match type or how you play.
R1: Now, if the match type was a normal Tag, and you persistantly enter the ring as the illegal man to do ANYTHING other than break up a pin fall or submission, or initiating a double team move off a tag, and you keep doing damage illegally, you will be Frozen.
R2: If you constantly spam running strikes when desperate I.E. the Shoulder block or the Triple H High Knee, ESPECIALLY the Triple H High knee, if you use it at ALL and you gain control with it, you will be frozen if I so wish to not put up with the cheapest move in the game.
R3: If you're character is a big heavyweight and you have moves like the Rey Msyterio Hurricanrana or Evan bournes' moves or any high flying moves really, you will be under consideration for a freeze. We all know the high flying moves are basically Irreversable on SvR, if you don't know it, then you're a fucking idiot. Change them now.
R4: If you have finishers, like MAJOR finishers, e.g The Rock Bottom, Stone cold stunner, last ride, tombstone etc. as normal groggy grapples, I have grounds to freeze you. THQ are shitty developers and this type of thing shouldn't be allowed in the game.
R5: If I am not tagging with my official Tag Team partner and I have a random retard who doesn't know shit and can't fend for himself, and most likely you would of had a Triple H High Knee too, I will NEVER allow myself to be double teamed or handicapped because I have a retarded partner, and thus boost your pointless ego, in this case, I will usually freeze 1 of the opposing team and also my partner, subsequently turning the match into a gauntlet of 2 1v1s for myself, all's fair. I would have joined with a random partner out of boredom, if he is shit, it's nothing to do with me. and the tag match was probably the only available game.
R6: If you show ANY signs of using any hack moves as a cheat or an advantagous thing. I have some hacked moves. A lionsault on the ground that ISN'T a glitch pin and does the same exact damage as any other ground grapple and can also be reversed. Not my fault if you suck. Stuff like the lionsault that should be in the game and ordinary moves that make sense are fine by me, and in are no way glitchy, cheap or in the wrong position, I will tolerate. If you show signs of hacks as being cheap, I.E Teleporting, glitching through the crowd, having all stats 100, using a freeze clothesline, etc. don't cry why the consequences catch up to you.
Q: Why did you glitch pin me?
A: This could have been for a couple of reasons.
R1: If I stomped your ass the whole match, constantly beating a mudhole in your face, and you keep constantly kicking out due to using a battery or any other external means of kicking out, be it a modified controller or a battery or a ninja's aid, you will be glitch pinned. I refuse to stay in a match if I have beaten the piss out of you, and you are defenseless, yet you keep kicking out. It bores me and you should get good at the game and not just kicking out. You will ESPECIALLY be glitch pinned in that situation if you have the HHH High knee or any of the cheap shit stated above.
R2: If you showed any signs of using a hack moveset to your advantage wrongly, I will not tolerate it and will end the match as soon as I get a chance.
Q: Why did you beat the shit out of me for a VERY long time when you could have just ended the match?
A: This is usually because I hate the way your character looks. If you have a default face and haven't even bothered to try with your CAW, and have a shitty outfit that's piss or unrealistic, or a john cena wannabe, or a black gangster wannabe, or subsequently if you wear any objects in the ring, e.g. Glasses, hats, capes, jackets etc. or if you have a terrible shitty animation looking finisher that doesn't flow and just looks ridiculous, seriously, you will be bloodied, bruised, beaten, battered and any other hateful word beginning with B!
Just as a side note, if you have the ankle lock leg grapple that is extremly long and stupid, all mercy for you will go out the window and I will not hesitate to stomp your face. I think that pretty much sums everything up, have any more questions? Please ask them nicely in the comments section, other than that, happy gaming.
If you're reading this and HAVEN'T actually played me yet, are about to or just probably will in the future, just take this into account for future reference when facing me, I don't tolerate shit. Usually I play Player matches, they are for fun, not to be taken too seriously, just chill out.
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